
Hum - You'd Prefer an Astronaut
I was digging around a thrift shop and picked up a Hum album called "You'd Prefer an Astronaut" for $1.99. I was only familiar with one song of theirs, a somewhat-typical sounding post-grunge deep-distorted dragging dirge whose main lyric is "she thinks she missed the train to Mars/she's out back counting stars," which I remember being played incessantly on my local modern rock station in the late nineties. The song was also featured in a Cadillac commercial a few years ago, back in the glory days of the clumsy and inefficient American automobile, though I'm not sure any of the song's lyrics were involved. I didn't actually know the name of the song -- but thank the powers that be for Life On Blackberry, for I was able to confirm right there in the store with some quick thumb-punching that it was indeed one of this album's tracks, "Stars." Additionally, the cover of the album was green with a zebra on it, so I was compelled to pull the trigger.
The album opened with a track that was exactly what I was expecting: slow-tempoed heavily-distorted multilayered guitars through which chord changes are hardly distinguishable; a flat, echoless voice that approaches spoken word and boasts mild nasal congestion. Ah, the Nineties. With the resurgence of all these elements of the Seventies and Eighties in popular music, it is refreshing sometimes to hear a good old-fashioned angsty distorted Nineties dirge. I wasn't much a fan of the second track. The third track was "Stars." I realized then what makes this song so great: the intro. A very distortion-less, echo-less, reverb-less, everything-less simple three-chord guitar riff cycles a few times through. The vocalist, Matt Talbott, sings the flagship lyric (above) twice. On the end of the second time through, on the final word "stars," about 45 giant ragged overdubbed guitars come crashing down on a D chord (this song is an unmistakable 'dropped-D' for all of you guitarists out there). Let that note hang as the distortion trails off --- ah yes. That's it. The rest of the song is pretty good too -- at least clearly worthy of extended radioplay and a Cadillac commercial. But it is that forlorn intro that really catches you and gives you that feeling that the song you are about to listen to is about something much more profound than you will ever experience or understand.
That being said, a few tracks later I found Talbott singing lyrics like "it's a waste of a song/you're a waste of my lungs." I realized that the album had a beautiful amateur quality that is harder to come by than it seems like it should be (and not just because the first measure of the fifth track "The Very Old Man" features the Nineties recording trademark of including musician screw-ups in the final cut; see Green Day's "Good Riddance"). Yeah, I know -- there are obviously plenty of bands and songs around that go for that amateur sound. But it almost sounds like Hum are really trying to sound professional, and the amateur sound I'm hearing is by accident. I guess that would be the musical equivalent of just not being good, but it's endearing. You can really hear, see, and feel the instruments being played. You can grasp the songwriting process. You can let yourself get wrapped up in the lunar guitars without losing sight of the humans behind them. While there's nothing truly amazing about this album, and admittedly, the songwriting isn't stellar, I felt instant affection for it. Not bad for a thrift store nab someone probably got bored of in 1999.



